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baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

(Source: simpsonz)

loudmouthed:

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

did-you-kno:

A nurse watching a marathon of HGTV’s “Flip Or Flop” noticed a lump on host Tarek El Moussa’s neck. She immediately contacted the show, and her warnings led to the discovery and treatment of his thyroid cancer. Source

did-you-kno:

A nurse watching a marathon of HGTV’s “Flip Or Flop” noticed a lump on host Tarek El Moussa’s neck. She immediately contacted the show, and her warnings led to the discovery and treatment of his thyroid cancer. Source

blastortoise:

bank: your account is at -$5000….

me: |-5000|

me: :)

bank: sorry for wasting your time sir, you have a nice day.

(Source: blastortoise-chan)